Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.
I love how helga’s fantasy wasn’t just “get arnold” it was “Be wildly succesful and have immense amounts of power and oh also be married to arnold”
I read that one gif “The first X Man” and got really confused.
THE Robert Downey Jr. look
no ha cambiado
“Gwyneth Paltrow was left horrified when a seagull she’d befriended became trapped in cables.
The actress has been shooting Iron Man 3 recently, in which she reprises her role as Pepper Potts. A seagull became a regular visitor to the set, with Gwyneth even calling the bird Robbie 3PO - her nickname for her co-star Robert Downey Jr.”
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
Arthur Chu, “Model Minority Rage” in The Daily Beast
- #tw (subject), #tw; (subject), tw: (subject)
- Tumblr Savior and other similar programs read the first word after the hastag and not the rest. This helps no one who wants to block a specific subject. Also I’m pretty sure that semicolons and colons mess with…
I will remember this from now on.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
So, instead of having a shitty president, we have a shitty political feud.
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
well this is rEALLY CUTE.
IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care